My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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