if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Even my vagina gasped.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Randomize
