did you get engaged???
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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