but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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