dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".