And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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