Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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whose parrot is this?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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