oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.