Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Your tits are I can't wait for
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.