Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
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birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."