Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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