it's like iHOP with fire
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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