"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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