Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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