So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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