Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
