i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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