Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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