I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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