is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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