So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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