ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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