She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
