She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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my poor anus
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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