She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
only you would photoshop your dick
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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