I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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