You're so nebulous sometimes
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
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He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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