Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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