Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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