My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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