My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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