Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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