I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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