I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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