u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
This is the high leading the old right now
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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