ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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