the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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