At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Randomize
