he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Green mimosas i think yes
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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