Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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