you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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