the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.