If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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