normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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