I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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