this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I still have a little drunk in my system
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
wow bdsm is so cute
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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