She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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