My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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