I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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