i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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