she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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