I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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