Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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