I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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