We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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