I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
