So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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