some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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