Its about making memories worth repressing
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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