why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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