What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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